So cool..
I’m not even going to pretend to care what this court case is all about.

But if you scroll down to the otherwise deathly dull paragraph 105 of the judgement, you’ll see that some geek, somewhere, isn’t paying for his* drinks.
WTF, I’ll save you the bother.

Bravo, that clerk. My admiration you have.
(ht @major_clanger)
*Of course it’s “his”.